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Urdu Funny Jokes

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi , Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI..

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4 .Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4 .Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai? To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho.

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become `Best Husbands`!

Boy: i love u… Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else… Boy:

Boy: i love u… Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else… Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love… . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad– 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai

Ladki:- mat kar mera picha 1 din pachtayega,bhar coleg

Ladki:- mat kar mera picha 1 din pachtayega,bhar coleg k tu chole bhature ki shop lagayega….. Ladka:- tu mat thukra mere pyar ko, 1 din pachtayegi, usi chole ki shop pe bartan manjti nayar aayegi

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