Sharabi Shayari SMS

1 Pathan puri zindagi

1 Pathan puri zindagi Sochta Raha,, Sochta Raha,, Sochta Raha,, Or Sochty Sochty mar gya, . . . Ke agr meri behn ke 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun hein,???.. Ha ha ha …

A sardar was helping his son

A sardar was helping his son in filling admission form. SON: Baapu ye “mother tongue” walay box wich kee likhna ay? SARDAR: Likh de puttar “Very Long”

College me larki se

Pathan: College me larki se bola “I LOVE U” Ab tum mujhe bolo Girl: Main abhi ja ke sir ko bolti hon Pathan: Pagal ki bachi wo shaadi shuda hy. Muje bolo muje..

Tm yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte,

Tm yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte, Tm hasa nahi sakte hum Rula nahi sakte. Dosti itni khoobsurat hai hamaRi, Tm jan nahi sakte aur hum bata nahi sakte.

Signal per ek aurat ki car

Signal per ek aurat ki car ruki tou ek fakir mangnay laga Aurat boli: Tumhari shakal kuch jani pehchani lagti hy! Fakir bola: Madam! we are friends on facebook :p

Father to Son: Beta

Father to Son: Beta sharab kabhi mat peena, Warna woh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain, Woh tumhe 4 nazar aayen ge.. Son : Lekin papa woh to 1 aadmi hai

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi to Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara. Kyun? Kyun ke, Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha… . Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay Ka Kafan FREE. …

Sochta Hoon Ke Baaris

Sochta Hoon Ke Baarish Me Na Beh Jaaye Kahin.. Usne Ek Ghar Jo Banaya Hai Meri Aankhon Me….!!!

I wish you million smiles,

I wish you million smiles, I wish you laughter, I wish you million more moments to remember your birthday for. May everything you want become a reality, May this day be the happiest day for you! Happy Birthday

C(""’) MORNING Tea

   ; .:; .    Special C(“”‘)     MORNING                Tea     ==       4 you. I mixed it with Love & Happiness But no Sugar. Because,i know UR so sweet..