Marriage SMS

A Person Who Surrenders

A Person Who Surrenders When He Is Wrong Is Honest A Person Who Surrenders When Not Sure Is Wise a Person Who Surrenders Even If He Is Right Is A Husband

A famous writer said

A famous writer said Love is like a long sweet dream N Marriage is an alarm clock So have sweet dreams till Your alarm wakes You up Happy Unmarried Life.

What a Married Man Says

What a Married Man Says After years of marriage My marriage is made of Trust nd Understanding She doesn’t Trust me And I don’t understand her.  

The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage and That One Marriage Has 77777+ Problems So Beware Of Glance

Evolution of Man

Evolution of Man Without Marriage Spider Man on Marriage Day Super Man After Marriage Gentle Man If Wife Is Beautiful Then Rest of Life Watch Man

What is Marriage?

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

Golden Rule:-

Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her”

2 MEN TALKING

2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Grooms, once you marry,

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”

Some people ask the secret

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.