Makkhi Mar Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the & . . . Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha hai
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
Send Me Mesg On These Time Morning – 6am To 12pm Noon – 12pm To 4pm Evening – 4pm To 8pm Night – 8pm To 6am Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed. I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face…. & I’ll shout: have a gr8 night
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
True meanings of “GIRL” “G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. “I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. “R”= RONE ki automatic machine.. “L”= LARAI may sab ki maa.
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don’t know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.