Funny Hindi SMS

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Police:- triple riding is banned aur

4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho…..?? Boys shocked… . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya…??

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi , Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI..

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4 .Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4 .Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai? To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho.

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad– 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai