Sajde Dil Mein Tarane Bahutt Hain
Zindagi Jine Ke Bahane Bahutt Hain
Aap Sadaa Muskurate Rahiyaa
Aap Ke Muskhurahat Ke Diwaane Bahut Hain
Feb
23
Category Archives: Dirty Sms
Feb
23
Naya Saal aaye ban k Ujala
Naya Saal aaye ban k Ujala
Khul jaye ap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha ap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi DUA karta hai ap ka yeh chahne wala
Feb
23
If U Have Failed In Love Or
“If U Have Failed In Love Or Don’t Have A Lover…
Don’t Worry… ;(
Its Just Bcoz Ur Future Partner’s Prayers,
Saying,
“Ya Allah Zero Meter Plzz” :p
Feb
23
Pathan 1 bachay ko set krne
Pathan 1 bachay ko set krne k lye Bola
Gand Marvany Se Nazar Tez Hoti Hai
Punjabi bacha Bola
Isi Liye EID Ka Chand Sab Se Pehle Peshawar walon KO NAZAR AATA HA
Feb
23
Ak pathan biwi ki gand pe hath pher
Ak pathan biwi ki gand pe hath pher k ro para..
Biwi ne pucha sartaj ap kiun roe?
Pathan: Tumhari gand pe hath phair k aj uski yad aa gai jo sms parh raha hai!
Feb
23
Pathan 1 bachay ko set krne k lye Bola
Pathan 1 bachay ko set krne k lye Bola
Gand Marvany Se Nazar Tez Hoti Hai
Punjabi bacha Bola
Isi Liye EID Ka Chand Sab Se Pehle Peshawar walon KO NAZAR AATA HA
Feb
23
Ak pathan biwi ki gand pe hath
Ak pathan biwi ki gand pe hath pher k ro para..
Biwi ne pucha sartaj ap kiun roe?
Pathan: Tumhari gand pe hath phair k aj uski yad aa gai jo sms parh raha hai!
Feb
23
Pathan to Doctor Dr
Pathan to Doctor Dr.Sahib 1 problem hai, main jab B Aaina dekhta hoon mera lund khara ho jata hai
Dr: Ye koi Bimari nahi,Tum shakal se hi ”Gaandu” lagtay ho.
Feb
23
Aur Bacha Kitnay Mnths K Baad
1 Pathan Ko Shadi K 3 Months Baad Beta Huwa.
Pathan 2 BV: Ye 3 Months K Baad Beta Kesay Huwa?
BV: Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Arsa Huwa?
Pathan: 3 Mnths.
BV: Aur Meri Shadi Ko?
Pathan: 3 Mnths.
BV: Aur Bacha Kitnay Mnths K Baad?
PATHAN: 3 Mnths.
BV: Total Kitnay Huway?
PATHAN: Oye Yara Waqaee 9 Mahinay Ho Gaye.
Feb
23
Ek pathan ne apne bete ka naam
Ek pathan ne apne bete ka naam BUSH rakh dia logo ne kaha apne dushman ka nam kiyn rakha?
Pathan bola taake sab ko pata chale k hum roz BUSH ki maa chodte hein.