Bengali Sms Jokes Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu aa pular kalathu
nee ente veetilekku vannu . .appol njan ente vathil ninakka
i turannu. ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu.. ..
AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
neither are they comfortable nor we.
*MEHBOOB Aap K qadmon Me* G Haan!Agar Aap ko apni
‘girl Friends’ k Past aur Future k baare mein jan’na he To
apni Girl Friend ka number, Mukammal Naam aur Pate k
saath Es No. par send karain.. “123456789″ HAQ BABA!!
SACH BABA!! . . (Note) “Baba G k nmbr ki jaga apna nmbr [...]
English teacher: Make a sentence
using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
neither are they comfortable nor we
Jan tumake khub mone porche, boloto kano tumar jonno amar erokom lage
badonar bihera dariya tumaka suddu dekese.nistobbdo hoyasa tumar agate amar ai mon.tobu kano ai min suddu tumar kota babba.tume ar ame dutty mona futtasilo ja full aj jorra porasa suddu tumar karona.moyabini nas…..?
Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona…
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.
Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura…
Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura
Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor,
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor,
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura…
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.
February Amar Bhai Ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February…
Ami Ki Volita Pa…Ri!!!