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Ultimate Accident
Ultimate Accident
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Doctar:- Lips Kaise Fate?
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Ladki:- Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki,
Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or
Us Kaminene Ghabra K
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Zip Band Kar Li.. 
:O 
Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai
Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai,
Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll Hai,
2 Gulab Jamun Hai,
Kuchh Seewiyan Hai,
Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kabhi Kabhi,
Kheer Bhi Miltee Hai.
Bhaiya Ne Aapko Gaalidi
Grl: Papa, Bhaiya Ne Aapko Gaalidi,
Betichod.
Fathr: Aane De Saale Kouski Behen Chod Dungaa.
Grl: Chalo Papa Rehne Do,
Dono Taraf Se Chudai To Meri Hi Hogi.
Message – Girl check up k liye gae
Message – Girl check up k liye gae
Dr Ki niyaat kharaab ho gayi
Dr Ne uske kaprey utarwaye
Girl:kiss kyon le rahe ho
Dr:Checkup k liye
Girl:Breast kyon daba rahe ho
Dr:Breast cancer check karny ko
Dr starts fucking.
Girl:Kya kar rahy ho?
Dr:Aids checkup
Girl:Check kya karna hai Aids ki to dawayi leny ayi thi.
Pathan Hospital Ultrasound krwane gya
Pathan Hospital Ultrasound krwane gya.
Doctor:
Qameez Utaro,shalwar dheeli kar k ulte late jao.
Pathan ghbra k:
Dr.Sahib
“Pehle Ultrasond na kr Lein?
see i told you not to worry
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
?can kids of our age have kids??
Teacher replied ? NO Never!!?
Boy said to girl :
?see i told you not to worry!!!!?.
I thought It was MONEY
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Mera naam hai robin foda
Mera naam hai robin foda
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gaand ka ched kar dunga 2 inch choda.
tu mast ho jayegi
chuk my loda …….
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.tu mast ho jayegi.
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ab mat dekh niche sale loda uper he rah gya..
Teacher: is ka passive voice banao
Teacher: is ka passive voice banao
Sunsan Jagho Par Baccho ke Sath Hadse ho jate he
student:sunsan jagho par hone wale hadso se bacche ho jate hai.